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[bluesteal]

You know what to do.

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[igotoburke]

philosophically speaking?

It's a tie. It doesn't have a philosophy.

[bluesteal]

IT doesn't, no. But, fine, if you like it, wear the blue tie.

Also, we'll need two tracking dots, every copy of the NYT within four blocks of your place, and your briefcase. Empty, please. It wasn't a gift, was it?

[igotoburke]

What's wrong with the tie?

...No, it wasn't a gift. Technically. Why do we need my briefcase and every copy of the NYT?

Bless you for playing with me, ahhhh! I had to say so! <3 😍

[bluesteal]

It's too wide and you always tie it short.

[ Translation: It makes him look older. Not that Neal would ever say as much without a lot of prompting after their earlier exchange. ]

What do you mean it wasn't technically a gift? I was going to use it for a switchout. I'll think of something else.

I can't believe I ended up making this guy NOW tbh <3

[igotoburke]

...Okay. I'll wear a different tie.

I got it for myself after closing a case. You can use it, it's fine.

😂 I'm still watching through (starting season 5 later today) and I'm worried for my life

[bluesteal]

Wow, Peter, I'm surprised. You actually rewarded yourself with more than a pat on the back? Proud of you, bud. Keep your prize; June's going to help us out.

iirc s5 does get a bit emotional. been a bit though

[igotoburke]

Don't go getting ideas. It was once.

And I had a coupon.

I'm pumped, tbh! It's been a delightful ride so far.

[bluesteal]

Practically a steal! A job well done feels great, but leather feels better.

Pickup at 9? It's going to be a late one.

I've watched it in entirety a few times. it holds up as a top fav

[igotoburke]

Please never say something like leather feels better again.

I'm blaming that entirely on you with El.

[bluesteal]

Oh, good! I've been meaning to have a reason to apologize to her.

[igotoburke]

That works out nicely!

You're welcome.

[bluesteal]

When's the last time you apologized? And what did you get her? I wouldn't want to give a stale gift.

[igotoburke]

Um...

Hang on, I gotta check my notes

[bluesteal]

You keep NOTES on that? Does Elizabeth know? She'd be too nice to snoop, but I wouldn't mind a little light reading.

[igotoburke]

I keep notes on everything. And yes, she knows. And she's allowed to read them. You are not.

2 months ago, and... a set of fancy bath products.

[bluesteal]

When's the last time you got her flowers?

[igotoburke]

Couple weeks ago.

[bluesteal]

Hm. Tickets to a show?

[igotoburke]

... Can't remember.

[bluesteal]

In that case, I'll try to get tickets for something you'll both enjoy. Thanks for the intel.

[igotoburke]

Don't say thanks for the intel like that, it sounds wrong.

[bluesteal]

Don't get weird on me now. All I'm doing is apologizing to your wife for pimping you out. It's not a big deal, Peter.

[igotoburke]

Please don't say any of it like that to her.

[bluesteal]

Don't worry, okay? I've got this handled. It's all under control and I promise you'll be fine. I won't put you in any compromising positions, especially ones that might hurt Elizabeth. You can trust me.

[igotoburke]

Yeah, I know I can. Alright.