Jan. 18th, 2019 at 2:52 PM
Neal is a (semi-)reformed (alleged) international art thief and master forger with a lengthy skill set in anything a person might need to make that sort of thing look easy.
Neal is a (semi-)reformed (alleged) international art thief and master forger with a lengthy skill set in anything a person might need to make that sort of thing look easy.
Oct. 8th, 2020
Oct. 8th, 2020 at 7:07 PM
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 Watch you assets around this artistically handsome fellow because he's known for stealing more than just hearts! With as many crimes as he has belts, and as many skills as he has identities crises, you're bound to get not only a handful of hair, but also a bundle of trouble if you engage with this bad boy. Pet him, compliment him, buy him a glass of wine and you may never get this overgrown puppy to stop following you around. |
( neal george caffrey | 40 | male | pansexual )     |
You would rather eat an entire hoarde of centipedes than acknowledge this asshole!
You could see yourself being real good buddies with this jerk!
Oh you'd date the everloving hell out of this dick!
You wanna mount this fucker like your life depends on it!