deerlyBeloved: vincent.vangogh

[bluesteal]

deerlyBeloved: vincent.vangogh Watch you assets around this artistically handsome fellow because he's known for stealing more than just hearts! With as many crimes as he has belts, and as many skills as he has identities crises, you're bound to get not only a handful of hair, but also a bundle of trouble if you engage with this bad boy. Pet him, compliment him, buy him a glass of wine and you may never get this overgrown puppy to stop following you around.

( neal george caffrey | 40 | male | pansexual )

You would rather eat an entire hoarde of centipedes than acknowledge this asshole!
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/9eBzNXm.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/9eBzNXm.png">


You could see yourself being real good buddies with this jerk!
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/AQUAafi.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/AQUAafi.png">


Oh you'd date the everloving hell out of this dick!
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/QGy8Ja2.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/QGy8Ja2.png">


You wanna mount this fucker like your life depends on it!
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/aQ57msG.png" _fcksavedurl="https://i.imgur.com/aQ57msG.png">

Comments

[morepouches]

what did that poor fucking t-shirt ever do to you?

[bluesteal]

I didn't even know I OWNED that shirt. Where did this picture even come from? Not that I'm complaining. I look damn good, don't I? 🤭

[morepouches]

You look pretty good, but the real thing's even better.

[bluesteal]

What did that poor fucking t-shirt ever do to YOU?

[morepouches]

Looked at me funny.

[bluesteal]

Well, I can't say I don't like what you've done in retaliation. Maybe I should look at you funny, too.

[morepouches]

I wish you would.

[bluesteal]

Are you a little hard up for a connection, Mr. Summers?

[morepouches]

You know what? I'm actually doing alright right now.

[bluesteal]

Oh? Anyone I know?

[morepouches]

Cute.

[bluesteal]

So it IS someone I know. How jealous should I be?

[morepouches]

Very. He's a gifted artist and a complete smartass.

m-m-mistaken identity~

[wwrench]

Looking handsome as always. New picture? Should I be jealous you didn't ask me to take it?

[bluesteal]

It's new to me, at least. I didn't realize you were so multi-talented, but I don't think I should be so surprised.

[wwrench]

Maybe I've been paying attention to all your selfie lessons. How do I download this one? Can you send it straight to my Fluid?

[bluesteal]

I wasn't even aware you saw me taking pictures. I'm not even sure it's actually a picture of me, but yeah, I can send it if you can't find a way to save it.

[ As promised, the picture gets forwarded a moment later. ]

[wwrench]

[Half-distracted, Wes saves the picture to a private folder he's gathered of various shots of the men. Only when he's about to text back does he notice something seems off.]

Did you change your username? Why van Gogh?

[bluesteal]

I didn't choose it, it chose me. Besides, he is one of the most notable and tragic post-impressionists.

[wwrench]

I didn't know you cared that much about art. Figured it would be something French, or something about how you're a ski bunny.

[bluesteal]

Oh, well most post-impressionists were French, so you're not wrong there. I'm not sure about "ski bunny" though. Where did you get that impression?

[wwrench]

Didn't you win the Olympics?

...

[Several long moments pass. When the next text comes, it's direct.]

Shit.

Delete this conversation. I'll delete the picture.

[bluesteal]

What? Why?

[wwrench]

Look, I thought I was texting Jean-Paul. You could've told me I had the wrong... perfectly symmetrical, icy blue eyed specimen.

[bluesteal]

How was I supposed to know? Are you taking back all the nice things you said now? 😔

Does it help that Jean-Paul thinks that might have been one of his model pictures they used for me?